Leaving for Mexico!!......

[CHERIECURRIE]

?Leaving for Mexico......Let's all go.........................how about a family compound.................

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me.? I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S.? into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements.? I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2.? English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6.? I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7.? Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.
8.? I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.
9.? I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.
10.? In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres.? Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.
11.? I plan to fly the U.S.? flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12.? I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13.? Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S.? from Mexico.? I am
sure that Pres.? Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
Cherie Currie

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Hang On Cherie, Can I get a lift, That sounds like to good of a deal to pass up... [img]wink.gif[/img]

rOGEr

[Mannequin]

Hey!!!

I just got back from Mexico just over a month ago... Cancun/Playa del Carmen and last year it was Acapulco!!! Fourteen days each time - I loved it!!! The only thing was, a lot of the locals thought we were Mexicans because of our "look" - we're Natives... Anyway, I'm on my week off right now but decided to stay on the reserve - I've got things to do even though I'm on my "cultural leave,"
I'd hop on in an instant, as would our good friends here if we could... Hi Gus and Rog and everyone else! and you know, just because I don't come here much doesn't mean I don't think of you all!!! [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

Love Patrick [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[CatMoon13]

Sounds like a good plan to me. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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[Wingnut!]

I know I sure could use a tax break, free health care,and to H.E.L.L. with the auto insurance, that costs more than my house mortgage,not to mention that I could use some help with college tuition for 2 plus 1 more on the way.

Count me in Cherie, I'm always game for a Roadtrip.

Who knows, maybe they have a miracle cure for all my health problems and money woo's.

Gregg

[gus danger]

Did I hear someone say freebees??!?!??
Count me in! [img]wink.gif[/img]
GD

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[PlanetSorrow76]

Hey Cherie , mind if I bring my sister along? She's nine months pregnant almost ready pop , I'm sure the Mexican Gov. wouldn't mind if they provide her with free services while she's there , and besides they'd NEVER think about throwing us all out of country ,heaven forbid!, why they'd be splitting a family apart- [img]wink.gif[/img]


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[CHERIECURRIE]

Hee Haw haw!!!
I wish I could take credit for that letter. It was sent to me email and I just had to put my name to it!!I Think we would have a wonderious time togerther in M-e-h-e-c-o!!!
Isn't that a wonderful thought!
xxxx and love to you all!
Your sister and friend,
Cherie

[FishyFran]

I know how to stop the immigration problem here in the U.S.
Put a gun line at the borders.

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Regardless of your opinion about Charlie Daniels and "The Devil Came Down From Georgia", he has really made a statement about America's problems with illegals that no one else seems to say like Charlie.

I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations.

I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place. But when the first
thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the
woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons.

I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have anything against Mexicans, I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get.

What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tantamount to saying, "I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking
your laws and there's nothing you can do about it."

It's an "in your face" action and speaking just for me I don't like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn't be happening.

Where are you, you bunch of lilly livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again?

And even if you pass a bill on immigration it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won't mean anything anyway. Besides, what good is a nother law going to do when you won't enforce the ones on the books now?

And what ever happened to the polls guys? I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters. Well you sure ain't paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around eighty percent of Americans
want something done about this mess, and mess it is and getting bigger everyday.

This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy. Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the
Muslims can't happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?

If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grandchildren will inherit.

But I guess that doesn't matter as long as you get re-elected.

Shame on you.

One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and
anything else they can think of to call you.

Well I've been pounded by the media before and I'm still rockin' and rollin' and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not. And the truth
is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out the United States of America because they don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the face reality.

And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illegals in this country and turn around and say, "Oh it's ok, ya'll can stay here if you'll just allow us to slap your wrist."

And I know that some of you who read this column are saying "Well what's wrong with that?"

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. These people could be from Mars as far as we know. We don't know who they are, where they are or what they're up to and the way the Congress is going we're not going to.

Does this make sense? Labor force you say? We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well?

If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan? I think not.

All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the border just to try to better their life. They don't show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did. They don't tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegals some fat cat hired to pick
his crop.

I want to make two predictions,
No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.

No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destruction and set it off in a major American city after which
there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the issue.

I don't know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, "I don't care who I make mad and I don't care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I'm going to lead the fight to get it straightened out."

I don't blame anybody for wanting to come to America, but if you don't
respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others.

And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes. Please get that other one out of my face.